Band Kid Problems :)

Hearing the Doctor Beat in your sleep during band camp. :)
Going to ghetto places with the band.
Moody section leaders/captains.
Kids who have been in band for 4 years and STILL can’t march.
When someone takes your seat on the band bus.
Those hot, sticky nights where all you do is sweat at practice and half of the band decides they don’t need deodorant.
Being screamed at by your band director as he makes you run a lap.
Your calves are dying from a workout and you feel like you’ve been backwards marching all day.
Run for 10 minutes? Kill me now. March for 12 hours? No problem.
What are football players doing on the band field??? ;)
Alright guys we’re just going to take one step…DO IT 50 TIMES.
One more time really means 50 more times.
Field shows…the only shows where nose bleed seats are good seats.
Home game and the other team’s band walks in…COMPETITION.
“I’m so excited for football season to start!” “I believe you are referring to marching season.”
Counts off, takes one step, RESET.
Get in uniform, suddenly have to pee.
Bus ride there: Loud conversations, screaming, and singing. Bus ride back: Cuddling, Sleeping, deep conversations.
Out of tune freshman..whole section gets blamed.
Cloud comes overhead at band camp…THANK YOU CLOUD.
Spend 45 minutes on warm-up…spend 15 minutes on the actual song.
Marching season: WE ARE A FAMILY. Concert season: I hate all of you..
Someone squeaks…the entire clarinet section giggles for 20 measures.
Rival band at a football game…JUDGE ALL OF THE THINGS!!!
Watch the other band perform: KEEP EYES PEELED FOR MISTAKES.
Normal kids sing pop songs…we sing drum cadences.
I can unzip a uniform jacket easily…I cant zip a dress to save my life.
Cold weather sets in…bye-bye water breaks.
You have the worst sock tan ever…THANK YOU!
Mess up B flat major scale…how does that even happen??
That one kid who’s never at attention.
Screwed up diagonals…typical.
Freshman tries to get in on a joke from last year…NO BITCH YOU WEREN’T THERE!
Once a band geek, always a band geek.
One trumpet learns to play a song by ear. By next week, the entire section can play it.
Work all summer for an even tan…have a farmer’s tan after a week of band camp.
Two left gloves? I’ll manage.